Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Oh mon dieu!

Ok, so I'm sitting in Kristina's room, @ill@ so I can have a day to do some work, in a minor state that I have already put on weight - found some scales downstairs yesterday with Nick and Kristina which was momentarily the end of me, and already I have retransformed into an english psychopath. At breakfast, I asked for no meat.., that was a strong start - if you come to Russia you will see that hospitality sometimes stretches to the point of brute force and persuasion - and so I had the alimighty Russian grechka (probably cooked in oil and butter, but never mind...) then she slapped a wedge of cake infront of me - without sugar I am assured- instead it is made with smetana, which I am sure is most likeyl fattier than sugar... then had a few too many of the sugar covered biccies, which was my fault. And a banana. Then Julia went out, I proceeded to jump around, get a little hyserical and inflaly settle to my Flaubert work... then managed to finish wrtiting notes for the first section - and now have the book perched infront of me in hope that my throat will stop hurting and I'll find the enthusiasm to start working. For this I have given myself 15minutes. I figure that will be sufficient. Anyhoo. Thinking Iwould get out of lunch and setting myself up to find out just how much weight it is possible to destroy within a week, I heard the front gate go and lunch was most deffinatly dawning in it's black cloack. Anyhow it was soup and sausages with noodles and cheese. No nuritional value in sight, Julia ran off and I decided to ditch the sausage cheese concotion... in a bag in my wardrobe.. I could feel the grease on my hands. Then, having already eaten the soup, I was a little bit sick... well enough but not enough enough, and now I have a headache and a sore throat and puffy eyes. A sexy look, I can assure you. Anyhow now I am writing on here, and I shall let you into the fateful weight that I read upon the scales yesterday evening. 60KG. 

YES. 

That is right... 60KG. This morning a slightly less horrific, but all the still dangerous for mental stability 58kg. This still means that now I have a staggering 50lbs to lose. Least I can rest assured that a result will be seen!!

So as you can imagine I was in slight shock, thinking of h0w best to cut the fat from my arms and legs. It was new to my body and It was not welcome. Unable to secure myself a hospital room and the sufficient equipment I decided that I would just have to settle with dreaming to the food free future that would occur as of sunday after breakfast.  And thus we more on to the plan.

Wed 22- Already lost

Thu 23- Most likely lost

Fri 24- Most likeyl lost

Sat 25- Most deff lost (BBQ)

Sun 26- MARKS THE START OF FOOD FREEDOM AND THE BEGINNING OF AN ETERNAL FAST with the exception of diet coke these 5 foods... for the first 20 days 

Apple

Celery

Cucumber

Carrot

Blueberries

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